We live in a quantum brane solar system and universe in some low energy nuclear/beta decay crust built up on one of those black hole branes we call Earth with lots of energetic smaller black hole branes and strings zooming and orbiting everywhere condensing our atmosphere and tearing up our crust. Is this a bad joke?
SinkHole De Mayo
Double Rainbows: The Illusion is our Grand Delusion. Go Tell Your Friends
Our Sun trades us sunspots for sinkholes. I don’t think we have a choice in the matter (dark, that is)
Yeah! I Think I Found the Dark Matter. Oh Crap, Now What?
I did not know double rainbows made clouds. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Get Ready to be Sucked in
We are in a Quantum Conundrum
I did not know particles could create CLOUDS in our atmosphere. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Is the Missing 95% Orbiting Above, Below, Around and Through Us?
Comets are Unpredictable Like a Cat with a Tail, Schrödinger’s Cat…
My Research and Theory Predicts Double Rainbows can Produce Lightning, Storms and Tornadoes – IT SHOULD BE EASY TO PROVE ME WRONG
If we can orbit around black holes why can’t they orbit through and around us?
Schrödinger’s Cat. Wanted, Dead and Alive
Be very careful what you read on the Internet, especially here
I am your Dark Energy conscience, are you listening?
Move Over Higgs, There’s a New Particle in Town
The Sun and Earth are in a snowball fight, only instead of condensed water vapor it is condensed & collapsed matter
I guess you would call me a Quantum Theoretical Chemical Engineerist?
Even I think this is a weird Blog
I am not sure if my research is associated with Stephen Hawking or Stephen King
If your skin was 12,000,000,000 degrees Kelvin wouldn’t you be energetic?
If the average solar coronal mass ejection(CME) is 1x10e12 kg, how come we are not getting hit by Mount Everest frequently?
This blog is my required therapy as a result of my research and theory. I needed someone to talk to…
Whether or not you weather or are weathered in by the weather, the probability of whether you weather the weather is quantum.
I guess you guys can tell by now I know how to take an idea and run with it…
Dudes, I think these are particles and strings
I know that you know that I know that you know that I know, You Know?
Bringing you the lowest budgeted search for Dark Matter in the universe, powered by research, fueled by imagination.
I know it is a strange theory, but it’s all I’ve got
One idea, 125 Countries, 25,000 reads. At least I got my message out.
My quantum gravity forecast: Cloudy with a chance of rain, sinkholes and a few scattered earthquakes…
Dudes, that double rainbow is creating lighting and condensing water vapor and that ain’t in the physics books. Did you guys miss something?
Mother Nature: She does not reveal her secrets easily.
Nature abhors a vacuum – Francois Rabelas (French monk and satirist 1494-1553). Actually, nature appears to like a little vacuum, just not too much at one time.
Believe only 5% of what you see, the rest is quantum, and question everything you read, especially here.
They told me to tell you they listen to Pandora and not the radio
I am going to break this to you as easy as I can. Our weather is created by micro black holes of entropy and they are orbiting through and around us.
Look on the bright side, we have 1900% more energy available to us that is streaming throughout the universe and our planet that is virtually free, just go get the key and unlock it. And don’t waste time.
Warning: The research on this blog goes against 95% of what you have been taught and that you see. Treat it accordingly
Schrödinger’s Cat is out of the bag and he is a lion.
At Dark Energy, we don’t make the weather, we ionize the atmosphere and create and condense water vapor that makes the weather…
I don’t know about you, but I was at least hoping spacetime would be uniform in my back yard.
According to meteorologists, if I just rub two clouds together, which are primarily water and ice, I get a new source of energy that can create lightning that is 50,000 Deg F and 100 million to 1 billion volts? So let’s all rub water and ice together and our energy problem is solved?
We don’t have an energy problem, we have a perception problem
I am glad it is my theory because I am not sure I can do all of the math
If there is one theory that makes you want to get off this rock it is mine
And you thought clouds were just white and fluffy
On second thought, let’s just forget I ever came up with this theory
Einstein was at a disadvantage, he did not have Google
It appears that Dark Energy is actually very colorful
Hey, don’t laugh, I have to live with this brain.
Who said God had to provide us with nice smooth spacetime on Earth? It would be very boring otherwise.
It’s a little creepy at first but you will get over that feeling. Then you will be angry, but you will get over that feeling too. Then you will awaken and understand much more clearly and may want to do something about it, maybe not. It’s really up to you.
If you came here for the watered down, fit for public consumption theory about magnificent cosmic snowballs, fairy dust and stringy thingys, you might want to browse elsewhere.
First therapy session question: Q: Now at what age were you led to believe that spacetime on Earth was smooth? A: Well, I just assumed it to be. OK, we need to start peeling the layers right there.
Creationism is not something that just happened millions of years ago. It is continual and it is happening now, to some more than others. Dark Energy sees to it.
Like any quantum theory, there is a certain probability I am wrong and right at any given moment
Until humanity makes a quantum change in thinking, it will not change for us.
I need everyone to take a close look at that double rainbow with the black band. If it is condensing water vapor and generating electromagnetic charge & lightning like I think it is, that is a big deal to everyone. I am not joking.
We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way we are – Talmud
Luckily, my ADHD helps me hyperfocus. No really, I mean it. Wait, come back…
Our primary weather appears to be just black holes sharing their love, and like any relationship it can be stormy
When you base all of your geophysical explanations on the 5%, that leaves a large vacuum for a guy like me to fill…
I am starting to think that El Nino is caused by El Black Holo Stringo…
Science should forgive religion and religion should forgive science, both are just humans of all walks of life trying to understand the what and the why of our surroundings and both have their strengths as well as shortcomings.
I sometimes feel like entropy follows me around, now I know why
Hey, it’s just a blog, you can believe in fairy dust and cosmic snowballs if you want
Dark Matter & Energy: It created us, it connects us, it is killing us and it just might save us
Welcome to My Brain, I am Glad You Came
Dark Energy is pulling a vacuum and has been pulling our leg
From Ashes to Ashes, Vacuum to Vacuum
There is a 50/50 chance it was the double rainbow that killed the Wicked Witch of the East and not the house…
I think strings of entropy triggering severe weather sounds more kinder & gentler than BLACK HOLES, so let’s go with that
To connect the dots on my theory you have to first disconnect a few dots of what you have been taught, then it will all make sense to you.
My readership suffers from the fact that once people understand my theory it scares them off…
You know, when a dumbass like me figures something out like this, we must all be in trouble…
The universe is mostly composed of a bewildering substance called “dark matter” driven by the equally befuddling force of “dark energy.”
Our “quantum foam” appears to have a tremendous distribution in bubble sizes and energy levels. Mr. Bubble would be proud.
If you first understand quantum field behavior and then believe in the quantum field, you will begin to see the quantum field and all of our lives will change.
Anytime you are awash in a bubbling energetic sea of quantum entropy and its uncertainty, you can expect gravitational upsets(earthquakes), electromagnetic upsets (lightning, magnetic storms and fireballs), thermodynamic upsets (Hurricanes, Tornadoes and Floods) and low energy nuclear reactions, transmuted matter such as elements, minerals and ores and genetic mutations such as cancers and three headed frogs. Now doesn’t that describe our lives?
Hey, It’s Just Entropy
This blog has gotten way out of hand
Now I understand why we sometimes have a STRING of bad luck
Dark Energy, the gift that keeps giving and taking away
Q: Why does dark energy make sinkholes? A: Because all of the rain it creates needs somewhere to go
Next Therapy Question: Who told you that the weather created the weather and at what age?
Until further notice, all “Double Rainbows” should be considered “Rainboids” and are in the same category as meteoroids, plasmoids, cometoids, planetoids, etc. The “oid” just fills the void and means kinda sorta…
“If you build it, they will come” – Dark Energy
At Dark Energy, we don’t make the halos, we pull a vacuum and freeze the water, creating the hexagons that create the halos.
Hey, even if you don’t like my theory I hope you like my blog
If you run over Schrödinger’s Cat you may get a flat tire
I asked God for the meaning of Life, he handed me a ball of string and said, here, you untangle it…
Junior, why didn’t you finish your homework? Mom, the universe tore it up…
I have had 180 Countries share my thoughts now. I appreciate your time. I hope you left with less entropy than that which you came.
You Wanted Quantum, I give you Quantum. Now what are you going to do?
Am I crazy to think a Rainbow should be called a Branebow? On second thought don’t answer that
Effective Immediately, The Second Law Of Thermodynamics will be re-prioritized to the -1st law and be renamed to Murphy’s Quantum Law of Bad $hit Happens
Farmers Almanac Update: Guys, we have streams, holes and bumps across our quantum field just like the in hay field
Dudes, we’ve got a hole lot of sinkholes opening up over on this side, how about you guys?
I had some extra Brane bandwidth so I wrote this blog
I am by no means a string theory expert but I am good at tying my shoes
There is Part of me that Hopes I am Wrong
The Sun, Jupiter & Saturn. Every 11 Years we are caught in the quantum crossfire
Some ideas are too big to keep to yourself, I wanted to share mine with you
I thought I would solve the dark energy, quantum gravity and string theory problems all at once so we can get on with it.
A good theory is like dark energy, it increases in momentum just by observing it.
Just when you thought the Earth was round I come along and tell you it is a multidimensional Brane with a glob of baryonic matter surrounding it..
In order to save ink in textbooks changes, we will officially go with Hurribrane, Volbrano, Branebow, Branespout, Braneshowers, , Branehole, Unibrane, did I forget anything?
If you consider just one element of my theory you will think I am nuts. If you look at the theory as a whole, it makes more sense, although I still may be nuts.
Branes can cause Rain, and lots of it. That’s my Theory
Why does everything have to be rocks and ice floating through space anyway?
So Weather Vanes detect Weather Branes?
Guys, who is going to let them know that the Earth’s core is not made of earth?
You can laugh, but at least I have an explanation for all the weird stuff you can’t explain with rocks, snowballs and empty space.
Effective immediately, all kindergarten schools will teach string theory. Please start each child with either a large orange ball of yarn or a small blue ball. Have the children cut up pieces of orange yarn, tying some of them together in closed loops and begin throwing them at the children holding the blue balls from 3 feet away and see which ones stick. First child that has 5 strings of yarn sticking to a blue ball is the winner.
Oklahoma Tornado: Energy 600 times stronger than the Hiroshima Bomb, created from air and water vapor? WHAT? YOU REALLY WANT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?
Dark Energy: Its exclusion has led to our CONFUSION
Mother Earth: Living atop a Brane can be a Pain
Everyone should have a theory: I call this my Theory of Vacutivity
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. — Mark Twain
Effective immediately, the USGS, NOAA and NASA will be merged and renamed USQA, United States Quantum Administration. We realize that may create a temporary VACUUM in our capabilities, but we expect a QUANTUM LEAP moving forward
Warning: Once you understand my theory, you will realize you can never go back, but accelerating forward is looking better…
Our quantum gravity field appears a bit frumpy, Like Einstein’s hair…
Dude, you mess with my quantum field and, well, uh, I’ll think of something…
Dark Energy: NASA, you guys look out there, Stanford, you guys look under there and meanwhile us regular guys will look around up here…
Effective immediately the Weather Channel will be renamed to the Quantum Channel.
Child of Mine, You will Live in a Ripple of Time.
If you ever want to know what it feels like to fall towards a black hole, just jump up and down
The Quantum in Me is The Quantum in You.
It appears if we want to slow down time and live longer, we need to find an area of the universe with less quantum decay, otherwise we will need a bunch of spare body parts
I’m not sure I could make all of this up…
Guys, it’s the vacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. Get it?, Got it?, What are you waiting for?
I think Noah’s next Ark needs to head to the stars sailing on a sea of quantum dark energy, powered by the dark wind and dodging dark energy storms. There is sure to be a double rainbow at the end.
I Fear an Aberration of Quantum Abnegation is Occuring
Do all clouds evaporate or do some DECAY?
Good News: I think I found the Dark Energy. Bad News: I think it is orbiting through us…
OK, It looks like we got 5% and the other 95% is orbiting/passing through our 5% which gives us really only 0.05*(1-.95)=.0025, although our part is decaying because of the 95% passing through our 5%. No wonder we only live 80 years. Effective immediately human lives will be measured in half-lifes due to our decay…
Our quantum field appears more like the football field
My theory is so Earthshaking I figured I needed to prove it to myself. Welcome to My Blog
Are you guys keeping track of those billions of tons of energetic particles the sun is spitting out in all different directions daily?
Not everything that counts can be counted
Quantum Gravity: It appears we are all gradually being ionized, condensed and collapsed by it, some faster than others. God asks for our forgiveness…
Hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t come up with M Theory, I’m just trying to apply it…
I think some clouds are caused by topological defects, I guess that’s why they are on top of us.
Today’s Quantum Weather Forecast: Braney with a chance of scattered topological defects
This is my theory and I’m sticking too it like dark matter.
Our decaying quantum gravity field creates our weather. How weird is that?
I Guess our Day Really Does Unfold
Dark Energy: I consume Enthalpy for breakfast and spit out Entropy at dinner
Guys, Just How Energetic are those “Energetic Particles” the Sun is expelling at us? Are we talking Mountain or Moon size energy?
Son, you will live a long decay, I mean life…I guess we are really not getting older, WE ARE DECAYING
Effective immediately the atmosphere will be renamed the quantumsphere as that appears to be where the energy is coming from. Please re-do your textbooks and course material
What do you say we get all the astro, meteo and geo dudes in a room so they can play who’s got the particle?
God: Earth dudes, sorry about that last solar flare, I am still tuning the new 2.1 Solar Control System and I had the Dark energy gain amplifier turned up a little too high
Have you guys got anything else you are looking for that you might need help on?
Our reality unfolds each day from those branes and we decay, doesn’t that describe our lives?
Dark Energy, before I consume you I must collapse you. Before I collapse you I must condense you. Before I condense you I must ionize you. In the meantime you will feel a little gravity but it won’t hurt, I promise.
How much do clouds weigh?
I suggest everybody forget what they have read here, there is no quantum theory of gravity and it certainly does not cause our weather and earthquakes
God: Guys, now before you get mad at me, all I had to start with was a black hole and some evaporation. If you think you can do better go for it…
I guess time is just the decay it takes to go from one place to another.
I have been asked to present my findings at the National Conference on Mental Health while wearing a straight jacket
OK, well, other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Psst, our quantum gravity field is decaying into our weather and decaying us, we are not really getting olderwith “time”
I used to see clouds and now I see lots of particle tracks. I like the old me better.
OK, everybody buy an RV and get moving…
Dark Energy: You can sort of see it, but you can’t really see it.
As far as I can tell Dark Energy is sorta like having cooties.
It appears the keys to a long life are the keys to an RV with the built in Doppler radar weathervane option
The Earth pulls a vacuum on the Sun and the Sun rewards her with vacuum particles that warp and decay the space around her in that solar Wind. That is why we orbit, our weather is just a result of particle decay above, thru and around us. Holy Cow.
I call this my WTF theory of gravity and I’m not sure I like the gravity of my theory of gravity
The saying “It’s Only a Matter of Time” now becomes “It’s only a Dark Matter of Decay”
Crop Circles: Something From the Quantum Field is Trying to Communicate with Us Through the Barley Field…
Darkmattersalot.com: A Thought Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong…
Effective Immediately the Journal of Nature will become the Journal of Quantum…
I decided if I was going to come up with a theory of everything I wanted it to be really weird
So to go back in “time” we would have to undecay and put all of the subatomic particles back together?
Yield for the Quantum Field
Can science take two steps back and a quantum leap forward?
Alright, who was it that called it the weather, we can blame it on him
If my theory happens to be correct you did not hear it from me…
Guys, I think our weather might be created by some of them there energetic particles from our solar buddy…
I was a normal engineer until I got sucked into the vacuum created by this blog
Clear skies, certainty, cloudy skies, uncertainty. Makes sense now, right?
The good news is you are not getting older……..You are decaying…
Our primary weather is created from our decaying quantum gravity field. Get over it and move on.
It appears to me this whole damn place is based upon pulling a vacuum
Until further notice the Dreamliner should avoid all clouds
Wow, so far it has rained at least 20 days and 20 nights over here, we are half way to a new record…
You think I can get a job as a quantum artist?
I’m not sure most people get me, and the ones that do I tend to scare off…
Whoever called it the “Weather” has really confused everybody
I guess when you pull a vacuum in a vacuum you just get rewarded with more energetic vacuum from a Brane.
There is pain in knowing. It does not go away but it gives you a new awareness, which you were meant to understand.
OK Guys, I’ve got a theory of everything and it’s, well, kind of messy, like our lives…
I am torn between calling it the “Theory of Quantumtivity” or the “Theory of Vacutivity”. Which one do you think?
Consider me the Dark Energy Whisperer…
Effective immediately Sun Grazing Comets will be know as GMEs(Galactic Mass Ejections)
Consider this a bottom up approach in the hunt for dark energy, the very bottom.
I guess a theory of everything needs to touch on everything…
Dudes, I know we think we are smart and all, but it appears to me the monkeys and earthworms figured this one out before we did…
Now is it heavy rain that brings uncertainty or uncertainty that brings heavy rain?
But then it stopped, and I was in the darkness, so darkness I became.
May You Live in Interesting Times. Gotta Love Those Ancient Chinese Proverbs…
I guess I am more of a big picture kind of guy.
Hey, who broke my symmetry? If it’s quantum it had to be weird, right?
Hey, if you’ve got quantum, flaunt’em
As long as you try to make material sense from something that is quantum you will be chasing your tail so to speak
David vs. Quantum Goliath: Large quantum objects are extremely fragile and tend to disintegrate when subjected to any interaction with the environment
You can find anything on the Internet. Hell, you can even find a theory of everything if that’s what you are looking for.
Alright, due to my ADD I am already bored with Dark Energy. You guys got anything else you are looking for?
Would somebody go tell those geophysical guys 95% of the energy on Earth is dark/vacuum energy and please have them re-check all of their calculations?
Guys, if you had asked me where Dark Energy was first I could have saved you a lot of money.
If this place was just rock and metal and air and water in empty space life would be very boring.
Dark Energy: I prefer entropy, it is easier to swallow, but I will take some enthalpy and a little matter if you have some
Guys, its our quantum field. Guys Its Our Quantum Field. GUYS ITS OUR QUANTUM FIELD!
As far as I can tell, when I fell 20 feet onto my head when I was 7 it mashed the creative and logical sides of my brain together
Guys, its our quantum vacuum field. What, you didn’t know we had one of those?
This blog is kinda like Stephen King meets the Weather Channel…
Would somebody please tell the Sun she is leaking BRANES into our dimensions of spacetime?
Is ISON ice from afar or a Vile Star?
Mother nature appears to be dark skinned…
Basically my theory says along strong persistent jet streams you will find uncertainty, because that is what creates them, which includes lots of water, holes and dead/decaying stuff on Earth
Decaying Dark Matter (H+) Plus Oxygen Equals WATER!
Guys, it’s just vacuum energy from our quantum gravity field decay and this place is crawling with it
Earth & Dark Energy. Enjoy them before they kill you?
I don’t know, maybe I imagined this whole thing.
Decay Today, Gone Tomorrow?
OK, this blog is like quantum weird. What did you guys think caused the weather?
Guys, you missed the 95% vacuum energy in our atmosphere, how could you do that?
Dark Energy is like nature’s credit card, she can borrow from it but eventually has to give it back
So basically we orbit atop a brane called Earth dodging branes we call the weather leaked at us from a brane we call the Sun. Who’s idea was this?
Some of you might think I am bright but my wife thinks I am a dumbass many times.
So the weathermen think that billions of volts of electricity and megatons of destruction are caused by just air and water vapor? Does that seem even remotely plausible to you? I suggest everyone bottle some up and experiment.
Is time going forward or are we decaying backwards? In other words is it really spacetime or spacedecay?
It appears to me we are caught in a cosmic washing machine rinse cycle.
You guys ever consider turning those doppler radars OFF when you aren’t using them? If they are interacting with dark energy branes, we might all be healthier without them on all the time.
Uh, just a suggestion but you guys in the UK and Ireland might want to check your quantum field…
Don’t believe anything you read here, I am the guy that thinks baboons and whales can predict earthquakes and hurricanes better than humans
Guys, I don’t think our quantum field is smooth and that really isn’t fair to us humans.
I guess the meteorologists think this place is driven by hot & cold air and I think it is driven by Dark(Quantum Vacuum) and Lite(Baryonic) Matter/Energy
It appears to me humans are really Black Hole Brane baryonic crust surface dwellers…
I think a lot of Geomagnetic Disturbances are Dark-O-Matic Disturbances
OK, I didn’t know what a string was and you guys can’t tell a vacuum from hole in the ground…
Didn’t you guys ever wonder why we have all of those low pressure troughs waving around and oscillating in our atmosphere???
I’ll be the first to admit, IT’S A PRETTY STRANGE THEORY!
Did you know that some of those low pressure troughs in the atmosphere are making troughs in the ground??
North Korea logged into my blog on Friday, do you think it was Dennis Rodman and I can get an autograph?
It really should not take long to verify dark matter within a waterspout, unless you guys are stalling…
Darkmattersalot.com: Just When You Thought it was Safe to go out in the Rain?
Where else can you find Katy Perry, The Rolling Stones and other Musicians aiding in the search for Dark Energy?
I guess you will be able to control the weather when you realize it is not the weather
My blog does not include any government conspiracy theories but it does contain some pretty weird stuff
Once you guys get done looking for strings in the cosmic boondocks would you please check our atmosphere for me?
I am not sure what you would call this blog, but I wanted it to be free for everyone
If you believe the Earth is round and the atmosphere triggers the weather this blog is probably not for you…
Q: What do you get when you mix carbon fiber composite body panels, Lithium Ion Batteries and Dark Energy? A: A High Tech Barbeque.
Guys, we have energetic, oscillating strings of vacuum energy all through our atmosphere and Earth. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT?
This universe must have been designed by a drunken sailor. A chemical engineer would not have done it this way
I call this the “Air and Water Vapor Cannot do That” Theory of Everything
Welcome to the world’s leading thought experiment on dark/vacuum energy
On second thought I am going to skip the Doppler Radar option on my new RV and go with a weather vane on top.
I like my theory because it fits in a nice neat, messy package called life
OK, your model has cometary ice releasing gigatons of energy instantly at the sun and air and water vapor releasing megatons of energy on the Earth. Where did you guys go to school??
At Dark Energy we don’t just take down countries, we take down planets
Until you guys realize there is an energetic vacuum component to our atmosphere, you will remain befuddled
1 in 55 Children Have Autism Spectrum in the US and it is GROWING. 3 Kids on my street. What is Damaging Their Brains?
Why should the Earth be special and have no dark/vacuum energy when space appears to be 95% full of it?
Guys, our Flintstones model of the universe is not working very well for us.
I am thinking about changing my “Theory of Everything” to the “Theory of Everything that Kills Us”
Guys, since my dog is in the hospital recovering, I do not have her wagging tail to confirm whether additional predictions from my theory are correct. Please pray for her.
To me, gravity appears to be a form of quantum vacuum entanglement, let’s hope ISON does not get too entangled with us or the Sun.
Every blade in the field, every leaf in the forest, lays down its life in its season as beautifully as it was taken up. – Henry David Thoreau
I am guessing that a physicist’s worse nightmare is an undergrad chemical engineer trying to prove and apply string theory, quantum gravity and dark matter.
Guys, I really hope it is not the Doppler Radars
This year, 73,000 kids will be born with brain damage(autism) in the US alone. What have we done to our children?
We have just completed our first 25 year study on Doppler Radar’s effects on biology and IT APPEARS TO BE DAMAGING ALL OF IT
Do Not Read This Blog
Attn CIA: You might want to check and see if a foreign terrorist has infiltrated the top of NOAA or the National Weather Service. Their Doppler Radars are killing us according to my data.
Guys, we have energetic vacuum energy over our heads in the atmosphere, treat it nicely, it can be your friend. Ignore it and it will kill you.
Guys, I think we should focus on keeping entropy to a minimum
Guys, the Earth is an entropic battery, the atmosphere is an entropic capacitor that you are charging up with those Doppler Radars causing increased discharge to the Earth.
You pull a little vacuum and you can wrinkle a coke can. You pull a large vacuum and you can wrinkle space
Dark Energy: It created us, it connects us, it is killing us, and it just might save us.
Once you understand what the weather really is, you will understand why our lives will never be certain.
I am hoping this blog is just in time to save the world from ourselves.
Dark Energy: I am the guy who busts up your party
Dark Energy: The joke is on us
Dudes, sit down, I have something to tell you. WE HAVE VACUUM.
Guys, let me get back to you with a workaround for that decaying space issue…
At Dark Energy we apply quantum field theory to solve the worlds greatest problems, which, at this point appears to be humans…
Honestly,I think GeoPhysicists have this place so F^%&%$# up we may never recover as a species
Terrorist Intercept: Gentlemen we have successfully completed the Dual Pol Doppler Radar upgrades to further increase the decay rate of the civilized world under the guise that we are protecting them.
It is our oscillating and decaying quantum gravity field that creates snowflakes, OK?
Uh, NASA dudes, you might want to keep track of those high energy strings I think I see from ISON, they might give Earth a real ass whoop’n as they radiate and decay…
Help, I’ve been abducted by crop circle aliens looking for my Michio Kaku crop circle microwave wand
Arnold: Guys, check out da blog, he thinks he’s found da dak matta.
”There is no coming to consciousness without pain. People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul. One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.” – Carl Jung.
At Dark Energy we use utilize M Theory, the leading “Theory of Everything”, coupled with the best computer(the human mind), coupled with the best optical recognition(the human eyeball), coupled with the best search engine(Google), coupled with the world’s best musicians, coupled with some lousy artwork and bad humor to solve the world’s greatest problems…
I decided to take a completely inverted view of our world to see if it fit better with observation. I will let you decide.
NASA, while you guys check out there for Dark Energy and Stanford checks under there, I am going to check on Google…
Guys, all joking aside, it is vacuum energy, it makes up 95% of the universe, it is throughout our atmosphere and Earth. You didn’t really miss it, you just called its effects other stuff? OK?
“Einstein was always confronting the question, Why should there be two different phenomena with two different theories to explain them when they look to me like one phenomenon?”
After two years of research I can safely say the Earth is unsafe…
Guys, I think we have a HUGE problem with those Doppler Microwave Radar Towers. I AM NOT KIDDING
It is lonely being the only guy that thinks the Earth is not round.
There will be a day when we need to eVacuate before we get Vacuated
Look at it this way, if Earth is a rock, we are stuck on a rock. If Earth is a brane, we have lots of options to try…
Consider this blog the Rocky Horror Picture Show of Physics
Doppler Microwave Weather Radiation: Would you stick your kid’s head in the microwave oven and pulse it on/off 30 times per second for the next few years?
Guys, our quantum vacuum gravity field is all dorked up, just look at the weather.
In order to shake the foundation of physics you need to first understand there is no foundation but the vacuum
Guys, we have strings of decaying vacuum energy in our atmosphere, hooray. I hope you are more excited than I am.
Fortunately, we reside on a 6-D torroidal Vacuum Brane that suffers chronic indigestion and constipation that we call Earth
This blog is the result of repressing one’s thoughts and feelings for 40 years
It appears to me the more entropy we create the more it falls through our heads
Do they have any Doppler Radars in The West Nile?
I guess society really is decaying and Doppler Radar appears to be speeding that process up.
Shh, everybody please whisper, increased uncertainty is orbiting just overhead…
Doppler Radar is Killing You and Your Children. Period
Look on the bright side, once Doppler radars kill of most of our surrounding ecology we won’t have to worry about it anymore
Are some clouds floating or orbiting?
Just in general, I would say it is a bad idea to fly plastic airplanes into the ionosphere
Don’t get me wrong, a little vacuum is a good thing
Applying Occam’s Razor: Guys we have a sh%&load of vacuum in our atmosphere
Guys, I think I am going back to doing engineering, this physics stuff is kind of scary…
Have You Guys Just Witnessed a Chemical Engineer Going off The Deep Dark End?
Magellan grabbed some maps and sailed the ocean. I grabbed some research papers and surfed the Internet…
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good, except Dark Energy routinely gives it an ass whoop’n
Fundamental Error of Physics: Our atmosphere is not just air and water/vapor. It contains an energetic, decaying vacuum component responsible for what we call the “Weather”
At age 48 I decided to stop trying to be like everyone else and just let my weird out…Welcome to my blog
Darkmattersalot: Research with an ATTITUDE
My work is done here, I am going back to BeetleJuice, I mean Betelgeuse
Rome has Fallen and the proton has Collapsed
Guys, our weather is caused by vacuum, not hot and cold. I am an engineer, I know these things. It’s not rocket science. OK?
It appears to me we reside in a vacuum with a little bit of air and water vapor
OK, my search for dark energy has really only cost $189, I exaggerated. I was trying to make you feel bad so you would buy my book
Humans are really just made of quantum dark/vacuum Brane decay, a precursor to tooth decay
You know, life has a hard enough time taking hold even without all of those radars
The only thing I think I can say for sure is that it appears most of the people that have ever lived on Earth are dead
Uh, dudes, don’t look now but we are surrounded by vacuum
Welcome to my cobbled together theory of everything
OK, after two years research the best I can figure is space is all puckered up, which hardly seems fair
OK, I have re-named my theory the Kibbles and Bits Nambo Goto Mr. Roboto Dark Quantum Cosmic Vacuum String Loop Gravity Theory of Everything that Creates and Kills Us…
If I were a physicist I would not rule out God until I at least found the other 95% energy in the universe they can’t seem to find.
I’ve got good news and bad news: First the Good: I think I found our quantum field. Now for the Bad: I think our microwave radars are hosing it up.
Guys, we really are creatures of the vacuum!
With my research you will get a whole lot of quantum branewashing
Consider this blog my branechild
Guys, it’s just vacuum, you don’t need a PhD to figure it out…
Guys, I’m finding all kinds of Dark Energy. How is your search going??
Guys, my research has slowed down since my wife bought me the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
In my model, the reason the universe expansion is accelerating is the same reason our solar wind accelerates, energetic dark/vacuum energy.
Uh, Guys, we didn’t exactly pop out of the vacuum, WE APPEAR TO BE STILL IN IT
Uh, Guys, that is vacuum you are detecting with your radars, CAN YOU TURN THEM OFF NOW?
And to think I was worried about losing a few brain cells at college…
Guys, I don’t know how I got from dead fish to M Theory but just go with it, OK?
Guys, I think I might be able to reduce autism and cancer and save on our power bill…
So how much power can we pulse through a baby’s head?
Boys, you mind explaining why we’ve got dead fish around them radar towers?
I think we are toast
Guys, the reason your climate models are screwed up is that we are all being condensed.
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it can’t kill you.
Radars: You couldn’t find a 777 with them and you still can’t get the weather right, so WHY DO YOU NEED THEM?
Did you guys know that the government is hosing us all down with over 600,000,000 million watts of pulsed microwave radiation at frequencies the biologists say is BAD FOR HEALTH
Autism: If 1/68 children showed up missing in 2013 in the US, we should have everyone in every walk of life trying to find out what happened
I call this Rock ‘n Roll Research
Guys, I know humans can average those Doppler pulses over 1 second and say they are low power and harmless, but is that what nature does?
Guys, let’s pulse 600,000,000 watts of electromagnetic radiation through everybody and see if anyone notices…
Uh, Guys, it’s not weather, it’s VACUUUUUUM
50 million people in the US alone have an autoimmune disease and nobody knows what’s causing them?
NEXRAD “AVERAGE POWER: 1500 WATTS”. That is like reporting the average horsepower of your Ferrari as 10 HP and including the time it is turned off and sitting in the garage.
Wow, we’ve based our society on wireless technology that destroys our health and our surroundings
I’m not sure, but my research may have just set us all back 100 years…
Guys, if I’m right, do you know how many pissed off women we are going to have?
Our Microwave & RF EMF Overdose: Stupid is as Stupid Does
OK, I had to solve string theory and quantum gravity to figure out what was killing the orange trees and coral. That was exhausting.
If physicists don’t know where 99% of the 600,000,000 plus watts of microwave radiation energy is going, I doubt they can find dark energy
Darkmattersalot: Where the world goes when they run out of ideas.
Did you know our country is transmitting/pulsing a BILLION WATTS of electromagnetic radiation 24/7 that biologists say is BAD FOR YOU.
80% of our reefs are dead 70% of our citrus trees, Starfish and Sea Urchins are dissolving, 1/55 boys in the US now have autism, 50 million people have autoimmune diseases with unknown causes, LET’s PARTY!
Did you know the microwave oven was invented when a radar physicist walked in front of a radar and the chocolate bar in his pocket melted? Now do you see what we are dealing with?
It appears to me our trillion dollar cellular industry may be cooking our 9 billion dollar citrus industry…
Other than the fact electromagnetic radiation (microwave & RF) can dissolve coral reefs, starfish and sea urchins, increase local cancers and cause oxidative stress on all biology, create sinkholes in the State of Florida (dissolving limestone) and kill citrus trees, I would say it is relatively harmless…
Our God of the quantum vacuum delivers all of the energy we ever need on this planet without polluting or irradiating everything, like humans are doing.
Anytime stuff can just pop out of the vacuum you are in for an interesting but short life
Raise your hand if you think pulsing 30,000,000 watts of power through everybody is good for you…
At least with all of the old reef videos our children can experience virtual reality reefs for the next 1000 years until they grow back
This blog is an attempt to solve all of the world’s problems really quickly. Humans appear to be the holdup.
Only the world’s greatest military could dissolve a 4 million year old coral reef within a couple of years
I’m just kidding, microwaves are good for you. Just ask Michio Kuku, world renowned fissisist
I hope this blog adds meaning to your life…
My Pulsed Microwave Radar Theory: What Goes Up Must Come Down (Through our Heads)
Life is Fragile, Don’t Microwave It
Do you guys remember the time I had the whole world worried about our pulsed microwave radars?
Basically, we all popped into a place everything pops in and out of…
Honey come inside, the universe is inflating again outside today…
Most scientists would be fired for a blog like this
The best I can tell you right now is that we all appear to be topological defects, sort of the frilly stuff
Only physicists and electrical engineers would be dumb enough to pulse that much electromagnetic radiation into the surroundings 24/7
Mr. President, the good news is RIMPAC was a success. The bad news is they dissolved and blew up a $30B coral reef.
Mr President, it’s the clouds sir, they appear to be orbiting
What if I’m right? Then What?
During World War II, military radar operators noticed noise in returned echoes due to rain, snow, and sleet. Unbeknownst to them, they also detected dark matter(quantum vacuum) and have been killing us with their microwave radiation ever since.
If space and gravity were smooth this place would be boring
I was hunting for Dark Energy and I found a billions watts of microwaves, DOES THAT COUNT?
Pulsed Electromagnetic Radiation: An Clear and Present Danger. Unless you work for the government and have your head way up your ass.
On this blog I attempt to use the “Theory of Everything” to solve almost anything, really quickly.
Humans appear to be the only species that continuously electrocute themselves and their surroundings.
After a degree in Chemical Engineering, 28 years of environmental and process design experience and two years studying quantum physics, I think I can solve our reef problem for $199 on Amazon…
My Junior High School Teacher told me “I had an acute awareness of the obvious.” Is there anything that is NOT OBVIOUS about this??
Did you guys ever notice how advanced the Government militaries brag they are and when you ask them a simple question like “Can pulsed electromagnetic fields condition water and dissolve calcium carbonate” they plead ignorance??????? Even when I can buy one on Amazon for $199 that gets 4 stars…
In chemical engineering I always have to do an energy balance simulation and keep track of where all the energy is going and its impact. I guess in radar physics and electrical engineering that is optional
This blog is a bit of a mind flip…
We are White Man, we Bring Guns and Radiation…
Dumbass Radar Electrical Engineer: “Oh wow, you mean all that pulsed radiation actually has an affect on biology?????”
I guess once we figure out we are also dissolving our children we might take this electromagnetic radiation thing seriously…
150,000 Dead Fish Tell No Lies
At the 2 year completion of studying a “Theory of Everything” the author concludes this place is all F’d up
Humans are best at denial
I am not exactly sure the safe level of pulsed electromagnetic radiation but I am pretty sure it is somewhere below 30,000,000 Watts…
Would somebody check and see if the medical industry is the largest investor in the radar industry (and vice versa)…
Does your boss know you are reading this blog instead of working?
You should be happy to know that we have diseased wildlife and dissolving calcium compounds around many of our high powered, pulsed microwave radar stations and there are approximately 1500 installed near you and your children
Welcome to my Theory of Electromagneticution
I am the dead fish whisperer, ARE YOU LISTENING?
Guys, I came up with my “Dissolving Earth Theory of Everything” because that is the only one I could find that nobody had thought of…
I believe our coral reefs are mostly dying of RADARiation poisoning…
In 2014, the World’s Leading Physicists Discovered that 20 Gigawatts of EIRP Radiation was Actually equivalent to 20 Billion Watts of EIRP Radiation – NO JOKE
Consider this blog the Sanford and Son of Research, you never know what you will find
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that.” Martin Luther King Jr.
The results of my research are rather shocking…
My radar is bigger than your radar
Electricity can kill you in a nanosecond, A million watt radar pulse lasts 1000 times longer than that…
Dark Energy: OK, I give up, where is it?
I’m Shocked, are you Shocked?
Time for a new vocabulary word: Electromagtneticution. Result of dumbass electrical engineers and physicists not knowing the difference between power and energy
Peer Review So Far: Engineers I work with – “Oh Shit”. Ex-Navy Pilot – “Holy Crap”. PhD Cancer Researcher “Wow”
Only in America can you kill hundreds of thousands of marine fish and marine mammals and call it a “Marine Preserve” or “Estuary”
Before you read this blog, I want to warn you I have a really strange way of looking at things
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
I call this my “Waffle House Theory of Everything”: Scattered, Smothered and Covered
Wow, I am amazed at all of the different ways the government can kill us with pulsed electromagnetic radiation
Can you guys find any research papers that say pulsed microwave radiation is good for you?
I want to be able to tell you everything is great and we are all connected by love and stuff but actually everything appears to be dying and I think we appear to be irradiating ourselves and nature.
To me, pulsed microwave radars appear to have an affect on nature and humanity similar to pissing into the wind.
This is the research blog of a chemical engineer. If you like it say hi. If you don’t like it, leave.
To sum up my research results after 3 years, basically this place is full of vacuum and we are hosing everything and everybody down with electromagnetic radiation
I am an engineer, we create problems and then we solve problems. It creates job security. These radars are a BIG F’n problem
Wow, that’s a lot of dead fish around those pulsed microwave radar stations
“We must dare to think ‘unthinkable’ thoughts. We must learn to explore all the options and possibilities that confront us in a complex and rapidly changing world.” – J. William Fulbright
Humanities’ first response from intelligence in the universe: “Would you guys mind turning off those high powered radars?”
Live by the radar, die by the radar
ELWOOD: “Ma’am, you gotta understand that this is a lot bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing.”
This damn pulsed electromagnetic radiation is worse than heroin
Anybody out there looking for a good deal on used radars?
Guys, it’s Space, it appears to be condensible and inflatable. That’s Cool!
Guys, It’s Space, it’s all Wonky
In this world, terrorists carry guns and bombs while civilized countries aim Gigatons of Nuclear Weapons at each other…
Darkmattersalot: A chemical engineer’s quest to show that electrical radar engineers and physicists don’t have a clue what they are doing
In the US alone, someone allowed electrical engineers pulse a few billion watts of electromagnetic radiation into the atmosphere 24/7 and we expect to be healthy?
I call my Research Reverse Epidemiological Engineering
How Many Millions of Watts of Radiation can I Pulse through My Child’s Head?
Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.
Mine is Sort of a Crusty Braneworld Scenario
My research has concluded that it is NOAA killing the dolphins and Cousteau’s ship’s radar killing the reefs…
And I took the road less traveled, actually I have left the road, crossed the ditch and I appear to be deep in the weeds.
How is it that Chemical Engineers have to abide by State/Federal EPA limits on emissions and Electrical Engineers(IEEE) get to set their own limits and can pulse an unlimited amount of electromagnetic radiation pollution 24/7?
Stupidity is a talent for misconception. – Edgar Allan Poe
I think I figured out why many of our radars are top secret: They don’t want us to know they are giving us cancer and other diseases
Due to the government’s success pulsing billions of watts of microwave radiation 24/7 into the atmosphere, the EPA would like to do the same thing with industrial emissions to solve all our pollution problems.
Electrical Engineers: Never have so few owed so much by killing so many (Fish)…
Darkmattersalot: We make it fun to be irradiated…
I call my theory of everything “Space Inflators”
Choose your battles wisely. I decided to take on the US Navy and the US Air Force…
My Hunt for Dark Energy is More Like the Hunt for Bigfoot
Oops, I think we just irradiated everything!
Darkmattersalot: The Wireless Revolution Ends Here?
I honestly don’t think physicists would know vacuum if it hit them in the head…
Hey, Don’t Laugh, At Least I Have a Theory
I like my child extra crispy
Mr. President, Sir, we are under attack by Science…
“The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness…This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.” – Plato
I’m looking for dark energy, mostly on the internet, what are you doing?
Dumbass Electrical Engineers put us all under a voltage potential and expect us to be healthy. Losers.
Science is all screwed up, I’m going back to engineering
Shouldn’t you be studying?
Mr. President, Sir. The people have figured out in order to control them we have to irradiate them.
IEEE: We can try turning the gain down a little and see if more fish survive…
The Military Media Industrial Complex is increasing autism in your children and breast cancer in Mom.
In America, we irradiate our children and market it as the “Wireless Revolution”. What do you guys do over there?
First there was the American Revolution, World War I, World War II and now the Wireless Revolution…
Welcome to the leading theory of everything, except for my theory of bigfoot, which is probably in the top 50
I think I can reduce autism if I can get the dumbass electrical engineers to turn down the gain on those broadcast antennas…
Darkmattersalot: Illuminating the Stupidati…
“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster… for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”― Friedrich Nietzsche
I thought my observation that tornadoes and waterspouts are actually caused by black holes that have warped our local spacetime is a rather astute observation…
Our new pledge of allegiance: One nation, under radiation, indivisible, with cancer and autism for all…
Mr. President, Sir, our radar stations are under attack and they never detected anything…
Guys, no worries, it’s not the end of the world, just electrical engineers and physicists killing fish & birds & trees with those high gain antennas… Shock & Awe kinda thing. The wireless revolution is fully underway!
I am pretty sure I won’t be initiated into IEEE or the APS anytime soon…
Oh my God, how are we going to make war without our radars????
Until further notice all whales and fish should keep their mouths closed while surfacing near high power antennas
OH crap, guys, I think I just figured out where all of the electrons are going…
Darkmattersalot: Bringing the wireless revolution to an end once and for all…
I think it’s those pesky electrons…
Black holes suck, no, really I mean it…
Those pulsed microwave radars appear to be launching photon torpedoes…
The Military says it was 100 Watt light bulbs that downed 130 Adult Shearwaters in front of a 25,000 Watt Microwave Radar Station that I say did it. Who is more Crazy?
Oh how can I microwave thee, let me count the ways…
We all have a few of those “Oh Shit” moments in life. This blog is probably one of them
I call my research “Spooky Killing from a Distance”
If electrical engineers are killing our coral reefs they need to be bitch slapped…
Don’t bother me, can’t you see I’m taking on the US Navy and Air Force?
!!!!!! OMG! Electrical Engineers just corroded all of our coral reefs! OMG! !!!!!!
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special. – Jim Valvano
The good new is that it is not global warming! The bad news is it is RADIATION.
My Autism Reverse Engineering Research So Far: Autism = k1(MW Path Loss) + k2(MW Reflectivity off Aircraft)
At Dark Energy, we bend spacetime just enough to fit our model
Help! I’m sandwiched between two domain walls…
Stay tuned for some earth shattering research…
The universe laughs at you
I just lost my government and military funding…
Tornadoes: I think spacetime is getting all puckered up…
OMG this place is full of Black Holes causing Braneshowers and Braneflurries!
Tornadoes: Holy $hit I think spacetime is getting all puckered up…
How could we screw everything up this badly?
OMG! Black holes are orbiting into the Earth! Everybody run and take your umbrella!
Welcome to the Theory of Everything that nobody ever thought of…
Welcome to the Theory of Everything the Government can do to shock your ass
Darkmattersalot: In order to solve the world’s problems, hold on, we’re taking this thing sub-atomic and multidimensional…
OMG! This place is full of black holes and electrons OMG!
Effective immediately, all Martial Artists should wear sneakers…
You’ve just entered a reality distortion field…
OK, I solved everything, you guys can go home now.
OMG! It’s the Electrons! Get them off me!
I’ve traced the increase in cancer back to the invention of the inclined plane and the wheel…
Life appears to be a Tragicomedy…
OK, while I was looking for Dark Energy and I seem to have found a lot of Electrons…
I’m Thinking, Please Be Patient
Am I stupid to think this might all be a voltage problem…
“Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” ― Albert Einstein
Uh, guys, I think we are shocking all of the marine life…
“But, thank God, they are not as intelligent as we who kill them; although they are more noble and able.” – Ernest Hemingway
OMG! Electrical Engineers just shocked all of the marine life and corroded all of our coral reefs! OMG!
Life can be shocking…
In order to Bring You Our Regularly Scheduled Programming We are Going to Have to Microwave Your Ass…
Spacetime, the Final Frontier…
“Study hard what interests you the most in the most undisciplined, irreverent and original manner possible.” – Richard P Feynman
OMG! It’s the Military Media Maritime Microwave Industrial Carpet Complex Killing us and our oceans!
Only a Chemical Engineer would invoke an Electrical Standard to explain how Mechanical Action could cause Cancer…
Darkmattersalot: The Theory Stops Here…
Houston, We Have a Voltage Problem…
In my version of the Schrodinger’s cat experiment if you just wait long enough the cat will be dead…
Somebody is in for a rude awakening…
This blog just sort of popped out of the vacuum
OMG! Would somebody check and see if that is a particle!
I have a dog that loves me and a wife that puts up with me…
You don’t have to agree with me, just prove me wrong
Oops, I just pissed off the whole world…
Darkmattersalot.com: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…
Darkmattersalot: A Theory of Everything backed by a few engineering calculations…
Darkmattersalot: A Case Study in How Not to Get Funding for your Research…