Giving Dark Energy a Rest

Breaking News Update: I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was

Sprint Triathlon – June 16, 2013
.25 mile Swim | 9 mile Bike | 2 mile Run
Finish: 117 of 802               

All, I have a triathlon on Sunday so I am going to give dark energy a rest this weekend.  I have been hot on its tail and I can already sense the change in quantum energy as he says to himself “Oh crap, I had them fooled for 10,000 years and now their P sized branes have figured it out!”. Anyway my theory is pretty simple to grasp once you believe the following simple facts:

The Earth is not round (its core brane is multi-dimensions curled up, but it would appear round to us if we could see it).  This place appears to be full of branes to me (quantum dark/vacuum energy & matter)

Our primary weather is not caused by the Earth’s atmosphere, it is the Sun’s quantum gravity field decaying fron BIG dark/vacuum particles and strings into itty bitty ones.
Many earthquakes are not caused by the Earth, they are caused by the decay from these energetic dark/vacuum particles.

Everyone’s backyard gets torn up occasionally by proton size particles and string tears in the universe overhead, triggering thermodynamic, electromagnetic and low energy nuclear effects we call severe weather, like mine did last night.

There is a chance of transmuted gold at the end of a double rainbow (probably low since it does not hang around long), but check below those sinkholes.

The “God” or brain/brane of our universe most likely originates from within the 95% quantum/vacuum field and science needs to be corrected to reflect this field since my theory predicts after 40 days and 40 nights of rain you will most likely get a double rainbow as seen by Noah.  I only hope that God keeps that covenant about holding off on the 40 days and 40 night flood thing a second time around…

Godspeed