Guys, I Think We Might be Getting Ionized by Quantum Dark Energy, Some of us Faster than Others

The Google Earth Weather App Broke Down (it does that occasionally) so I went to the National Weather Service and Downloaded a National Reflectivity Map.  It shows active spots of radar reflectivity, which is basically water vapor “hits” in the atmosphere from what I understand.  I will let you decide if there appears to be a correlation between sinkholes/seismic and areas of high reflectivity.  These strings of dark energy, if they exist, can probably move around a bit through string interactions, I really can’t see them so I can’t say for sure.  If they do exist and are concentrated into sinkholes and they are comprised of dark/vacuum energy, then according to my research they should “pull a vacuum” in their surroundings and condense water vapor in the atmosphere (in an area of lower pressure). My initial research is telling me they decay over the period of a “few” months (0-6 months seems a typical range with 2-3 being average).  I think they interact thermodynamically, electromagnetically and gravitationally with each other and you and me…).  This photo and video shows six months worth of sinkholes (from the National News), 2 months of seismic activity and the water reflectivity from the National Weather Service.  You decide while I go scream out the window.

Red Pins: January 2013 Sinkholes
Orange Pins: February 2013 Sinkholes
Yellow Pins: March 2013 Sinkholes
Green Pins: April 2013 Sinkholes
Blue Pins: May 2013 Sinkholes
Purple Pins: June 2013 Sinkholes
Orange/Yellow Circles are 30 Day Seismic activity 2.5+ from USGS
Circular Shading is radar reflectivity (water vapor)

Godspeed