Do You Know Why You Are Here?

Q: Do you know what triggers Lightning?

A: Well, Uh, No

Q: Do you know where the missing 95% energy of the universe is?

A: Well, Uh, No

Q: Do you know how many dimensions there are in the universe?

A: Well, Uh, No Not Exactly, at least 3?

Q: Do you know where gravitational waves are?

A: Well, Uh, No Not Exactly But I am sure they are out there somewhere

Q: Do you know what creates clouds?

A: Well, uh, no not all of them

Q: Do you know who creates crop circles?

A: Yes! That would be dumb people in the dark of night creating dozens of circles and beautiful perfectly geometric patterns, some 700′ long using ropes and boards and utilizing new Michio Kaku microwave wands with Lithium Ion Battery Packs left over from Boeing and leaving no footprints or being seen by anybody.  The people cataloging them are wasting their time.

OK, the reason is clear. BTW you got hit by lightning, welcome back to the quantum vacuum.