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Hey, I noticed that a black hole just emerged over Mississippi and is increasing entropy and generating a vacuum and sucking in all the air molecules, generating 13 kt winds. Let’s hope they don’t have any vacuum catastrophes…

1. https://phys.org/news/2011-05-mini-black-holes-atoms-earth.html (they emerge)
2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_vacuum_decay (no worries, it happens all the time)
3. Emerging black holes increase entropy in the surroundings but appear to suffer from indigestion (You heard it here first 🙂
4. https://www.windy.com/?33.124,-89.962,7,i:pressure,m:eBbadFW