Of Strings and Things

If you don’t take anything else from the blog, I want you to understand that Dark Matter is prevalent in the universe and orbits THROUGH and AROUND regular matter.  I also want you to understand that dark matter comes in all different masses, from a neutrino probably up to the big-daddy big-banger. And lastly I want you to know that Dark Matter is zipping through this universe at an entire range of relativistic and sub-relativistic speeds and masses. Here on Earth, I have tried to show that depending upon the momentum (mass x velocity) and orbital trajectory of the particles they either 1) Are absorbed into the Earth. 2) Enter into a decaying orbit and trigger or organize many of the high energy Earthly events and weather patterns I have been talking about or 3)  Pass right through Earth on their way to outer space. So now let’s take a look at the forest through the trees…

String theory defines “strings” that gravitationally (is that a word?) hold this universe together or pull it apart.  I will argue that:

1)  If strings existed we should be able to tightrope walk on them to the moon (just kidding)

2)  String theory predicts there are extra dimensions pervasive in this universe, all curled up.

3) My theory says these collapsed particles with extra dimensions are striking us all of the time.

3)  String theory predicts that if there are these extra dimensions, energy may pass from our material world into those extra dimensions.

4)  Based upon those predictions, DID ANYBODY NOTICE HOW COLD IT GOT IN THE EASTERN UNITED STATES AFTER HURRICANE SANDY WENT THROUGH?  DID ANYBODY NOTICE HOW CLEAR THE ATMOSPHERE GOT?  HAS ANYBODY THOUGHT WHERE ALL OF THAT ENERGY WENT? HAS ANYBODY THOUGHT WHERE ALL OF THAT EARTHEN MATTER IN THE ERIE CANAL, BAYOU CORNE AND DAISETTA TEXAS SINKHOLES WENT?  DO I NEED A PARTICLE COLLIDER TO TELL ME?

Let’s all put on our dark glasses and see the Earth as it is.  My theory tells us the “Ice Ages” on Earth were most likely triggered by an enormous amount of energy on this Earth passing from our dimension to those curled up dimensions within dark matter.  This most likely occurred during a period of intense orbital dark matter sucking the energy from the Earth.  Hurricane Sandy was just a teaser.  If we ever need to cool this planet, they can be our friend, just don’t overdo it…

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