How much does a Hurricane Weigh?

Lifetime

Entropy

Mass

I have been thinking about how to calculate the dark/vacuum energy (not the condensed water mass!) contained within these black 1-brane strings I am theorizing are triggering our severe weather while my wife is napping… I will bet you there is a string theory guy out there laughing at me who probably knows how to do that off the top of his head. Now I am kinda figuring the large quantum beasts are somewhat unstable and are decaying and kinking and breaking off and inflating into these smaller closed strings as they decohere into disturbances we interpret as super-cells, thunderstorms and waterspouts, dust devils, etc. and maybe some puffy cold dark matter we call cumulus clouds along the jet stream.  So, being a dumb ass engineer with an over active imagination I am going to simplify things and calculate the “dark energy” contained within these quantum beasts of nature based upon how long they appear to stick around with us before decaying completely leaving humans standing in awe picking up the pieces saying “What the hell was that”.  I am going to use my black hole calculator because I really do not have anything else to go by right now. Remember that black holes can form strings.  Also remember that these are quantum objects and undergo quantum decoherence as they interact with ordinary matter which is a good thing for us otherwise they would gobble us up even more frequently and stick around a long time.

It appears to me the strings that created Hurricane Isaac may actually still be active underground due to the seismic signals one year later, which I believe is just quantum decoherence so I will start there. I figure the physicists are missing most of the energy in the universe by 95/5 = 1900% so I figure I can’t do much worse.   NASA thinks that rubbing sand together can generate radio waves in dust devils and rubbing martian dust together can create microwave radiation and rubbing air and water together in waterspouts and thunderstorms can generate millions of volts of electricity so I am really not too worried about being wrong.  You can see my results above.

For my next exercise I will attempt to solve my hurricane 3-dimensional Schroedinger multi-body  simulation complete with interacting particles and quantum decoherence and quantum superposition using my new IPad Simulator App.  That should be a good reason to ask my wife for an IPad upgrade…

Godspeed