Fairytale Of New York

That reminds me of some other fairy tales such as:

The mad cow jumped over the moon

Little bow peep has lost her sheep to chronic wasting disease

Jack and Jill had autism and wandered down the hill

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall that crashed into a sinkhole

While Finding Nemo his reef bleached and he deceased

Twinkle twinkle little star fish wasting disease

The bats in the belfry died of white nose syndrome

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer drowned in the melting North pole

Winnie the Pooh died of malnutrition because the bees disappeared due to colony collapse disorder

I am sure I can think of a few more.

Godspeed