I Have Another Theory…

Me: The Average Radiated Power of This Radar is 475 kW , 637 bhp(brake horsepower). I believe it is not safe and can injure you from a few miles away – NEXRAD WSR-88D.

Government: The Average Radiated Power of This Radar is 1.56 kW, 2.0 hp (the government averages in the time it is turned off). No health problems at all, just ask W.H.O.

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Me: The Average Power of This Vehicle is 493 kW; 661 bhp (Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano HGTE). Ass kicker, not safe to drive if you don’t know what you are doing…

Government: The Average Power of This Vehicle is 11.3 kW; 15.1 bhp (the government averages in the time it is turned off – assume 12,000 miles/yr @ 60 mph). Can barely make it up the hill, but very safe to drive.

Fact: The first Nobel Prize Winner in both Physics and Chemistry Irradiated herself

Fact: Microwave oven technology discovered when dumbass radar engineer walked in front of a radar with a candy bar

Theory: Physicists continue to irradiate us.