Santa Help!

Inflating/Decaying Stringy Quantum Vacuum (Gravity). We humanoids call it the weather when really space is all dorked up. I’m not sure if I should be scared of it or all of the microwave radiation it is refracting back onto our heads from the radars. I’m seeking shelter in a Faraday Cage

2. Holy Black Hole Stringo Batman!
Is that one of them there Derechos that are only supposed to happen once in like 4 or 5 years? I am being sarcastic of course.
I am in SC on the east coast, so maybe it will clear up before it gets here? Thanks for the heads up!
They had some deaths in Mississippi. My dog is looking real nervous, she is a better indicator than the weathermen…
Did you see this? Is it real ya think? It was yesterday too. http://justinecase2015.wordpress.com/2014/12/24/something-is-interacting-with-our-sun-w-t-f/
Wow, cool, I have no idea.