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Turtlenator 2 Judgement Day (Coming Soon)

March 20, 2015

Cage protects Sea Turtle from tremendous amount of pulsed microwave radiation grounding into the oceans around Kauai due to an excess of  military radars. Optional iron cladding to protect from underwater ordinance.

——— Forwarded message ———-
From: ChemE Stewart <>
Date: Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 12:05 PM
Subject: Re: More turtle flipper damage at Tunnels Reef in Kauai
To: “underwater2web .” <>
Cc: Government Experts, Movie Producers, Cool Hawaiian Dudes, General Public


While you wait patiently (for a few years) on your government expert scientists, I got with my engineering buddies and we have designed a temporary work around to solve the blind, quadriplegic endangered green sea turtle problem in Kauai.
Still working up a fish model…

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