Biggest Dumbshit Award
For coming up with a theory of spacetime and then not realizing he was living in it…

Moore, Oklahoma Tornado 3-D Doppler Radar Scan. Nature is curling up spacetime and bending/refracting electromagnetic radiation
Einstein Rosen Bridge (Dumbass Weathermen Call them Tornadoes)
I am sort of on vacation / taking a break / chilling so you won’t get much more out of this blog for awhile since I already solved everything (except for bigfoot, I am still looking)