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But while you wait, here is a summary of my research so far.

• Earth may not be round but local spacetime appears to be.
• Our weather is mostly braneshowers and braneflurries
• Our wireless revolution is dissolving Florida, one sinkhole at a time.
• Military, NOAA’s and Cousteau’s ship radars are dissolving our coral reefs
• It appears we are microwaving Florida’s orange crop and attracting bugs
• The oil and gas industry is blowing up Oklahoma and California
• Radars cannot cause earthquakes but they can detonate natural gas pockets underground which can cause earthquakes.
• We are shocking the whales and all marine life near the surface and seafloor of the ocean near all of our high gain antennas.
• Our wireless revolution is oxidizing and dissolving our children. Electronic warfare works even better!
• We can keep all of our electromagnetic radiation and reduce breast cancer if more women will just cut their breasts off.
• War & Disease are key drivers of our economy so Rock On Dudes!