Q: What if your child were a Capacitor and a Playground Slide a Van Derr Graff Generator
IEC 60065 Edition 8.0 2014-06: Audio, video and similar electronic apparatus (Playground Slide is a Van de Graaf Generator) – INTERNATIONAL STANDARD
22.214.171.124 Determination of HAZARDOUS LIVE parts
d) the energy of discharge exceeds 350 mJ for stored charges at voltages exceeding
15 kV (15,000 Volts) d.c. page 54
A: They Are!