It’s a Cold and Broken Hallelujah
Top 10 Ways to Shock Your Child This Holiday Season
- Have them slide down the slide at the playground
- Have them dive on the artificial turf in the park or here!
- Have them crawl/scuff across the carpet/vinyl flooring
- Take them to this tourist parking lot
- Take them to an air show here
- Take them to Walmart
- Take them to Hollywood! (highest voltage while raining) OMG!
- Take them swimming near one of these boats or this one!
- Take them to the Indian River Lagoon
- Take them to this militarized dissolving coral reef.
- Take them to this high gain radar installation. Wait that’s 11!
I am really very obnoxious…
That’s a cool version of that song