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It’s a Cold and Broken Hallelujah

November 23, 2016

Top 10 Ways to Shock Your Child This Holiday Season

  1. Have them slide down the slide at the playground
  2. Have them dive on the artificial turf in the park or here!
  3. Have them crawl/scuff across the carpet/vinyl flooring
  4. Take them to this tourist parking lot
  5. Take them to an air show here
  6. Take them to Walmart
  7. Take them to Hollywood! (highest voltage while raining) OMG!
  8. Take them swimming near one of these boats or this one!
  9. Take them to the Indian River Lagoon
  10. Take them to this militarized dissolving coral reef.
  11. Take them to this high gain radar installation. Wait that’s 11!


I am really very obnoxious…

Happy Holidays!

That’s a cool version of that song

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